She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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