Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
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