i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
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