When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
that is very illegal...i love you.
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