bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
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