so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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