Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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