I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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