I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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