So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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