if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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