you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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