STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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