Will you blow on my dice?
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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