i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
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