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Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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