I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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