I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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