JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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