Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
You coming home soon, man?
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It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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