Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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