He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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