I need help removing her.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
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