Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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