is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
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