She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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