she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
sex in a hospital.. check
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
All the doctor said was why
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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