She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I want her autograph on my taint
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I think your dad took our porno
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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