I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
birth control should be required to get into college
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
