This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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