i think my mom watched the whole time
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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