At least make sure they are 18
Why
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
