OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
My Higher Power is John Stamos
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
the raccoons are back...
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