I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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