Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
only you would photoshop your dick
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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