if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Randomize
