dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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