i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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