Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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