oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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