He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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