were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I'm passing your future prison.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
