I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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