He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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