i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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