I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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