I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
i need some magic done to my vagina
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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