The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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