After last night, I could never be a politician.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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