Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
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