Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
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