dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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