I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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