forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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