YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
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