We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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