so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Randomize
